Nae mince in Moray

'll wunner far ah am, be up tae high doe A winner oan ma coupon'll calm hings doon Itherwise, ah'll be a henpeckit loon! Came in aboot, nae smell, nae pan Naeb'dy aroon', fuar'n the hell hiv thae gang? "Far hiv YOU been?" she girns at me "Nivir mind that, fuar'n the hell's ma tea? Fuar's ma mince? Fuar's ma mince? Haed a wee drap Windsday an' ah've haed nane since. Plinty o' tatty, big green laef Ah get a big moan but nae buggerin' baef!!! Ah'm oot in a sweat an' ah'm panickin' noo On the ...