Empire State of Mind Parody - Huge Dork

OK, this one is a bit weird, but some folks ask me these sorts of questions all the time. So here is a song all about me...I didn't make it as an ode to me, but rather as an ode to dorkiness. I am a dork, and I love it! Also, everything in the song is 100% true, I made none of it up. Enjoy,...